West Country Likely To Suffer Terrible Disaster As Jonah Brown Arrives
The West Country is bracing itself for a series of terrible disasters as Jonah Brown arrives predicting optimism about the region’s economic future.
The PM’s upbeat message comes as he stages a Cabinet meeting in Exeter, in a move seen as an attempt to bolster Labour’s support in the region.
A series of visits by senior ministers will be held across the South West, including Foreign Secretary David Miliband answering questions on Afghanistan, Justice Secretary Jack Straw meeting young offenders and Schools Secretary Ed Balls taking to pupils in Devon.
But other heavyweights like Business Secretary Lord Mandelson, Chancellor Alistair Darling and Environment Secretary Hilary Benn will not be attending.
The event was due to be staged in Exeter last month, but dramatic snowfall led to Downing Street calling it off.
Deftly switching tack to Anthropogenic Global Warming the lack of Green evangelists like Ed Miliband, former CND moon barker Joan Ruddock and Hiliary Benn from Brown’s tours seems to indicate that Labour dont think that Climate Change scams and taxes are a vote winner.