What A Hoon! The Euphemism Replaced By Chump Will Quit At General Election

Former Defence Secretary and accomplished trougher and second home flipper Geoff Hoon has announced that he will quit Parliament at the General Election.

This is good news for his constituents in Ashfield and good news for the British taxpayer.

Hoon was useless as a politician, nearly as useless as Bob Ainsworth in the MoD, so useless in fact, that Hoon became a euphemism for a particularly offensive word until Peter Mandelson redefined it as a “chump” at the Labour Party car crash conference.

Hoon brought nothing to the table, but he certainly walked away with a lot, a £1.6 million property empire, built on expenses and grace and favour apartments.

The defining moment of Hoon’s career was the non event coup against Gordon Brown, Hoon was unable to depose the most widely disliked and weak Prime Minister of modern times.

Ever the trougher Hoon is now hoping to hop on to the EU gravy train as a commissioner.

What a complete and utter Hoon.

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Posted on February 11, 2010, in Labour, Labour Expenses and Dishonety and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. What else can you expect from a ‘HOON.’ Have you ever seen a hoon with an ounce of brain? hahahaha!!!!!!!! The joke is on the people who elected him.

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