Sarah Brown To Sell Memoirs For A Book Deal
Sarah Brown has been offered a deal to write her memoir about her time as the wife of the worst Prime Minister in British history.
The working title of the book “Behind the Black Door” has already backfired badly, with jokes on Twitter and blogs making reference to a legendary porn movie “Behind the Green Door”; either way the mental images that one could conjure up dont bear thinking about unless of course Aardvark could locate the originator of this heinous thought, and then sue him or her for some sort of stress related complaint
Sounds like a totally miserable read while Browns heifer attempts to paint a picture of a deeply misunderstood politician as a loveable family man, someone pass a brown paper bag, Aardvark feels a bout of vomiting coming on.
Will Sarah Brown come clean about the other woman, Prudence and how Gordon used to regularly fiscal Prudence, Aardvark did check the urban dictionary to see what “fiscal” meant, there was something for “felch” but nothing for “fiscal”.
Best guess is that “fiscal” is something to do with porridge and quantitive easing….