Al Gore – The Crazed Sex Poodle

Reality always beats the crap out fiction, and once again reality has won out with allegations from a masseuse that former US Vice President, Warming Alarmist and Carbon Billionaire Al Gore behaved like a “crazed sex poodle“.

You really could not make this up the head of the Church of Climatology a common garden sex pest, but then if memory serves Aardvark correctly there have been a few leaders of Churches in the USA that have had problems with hookers and being sex pests.

The allegations concern a Global Warming Alarmism lecture tour that Gore gave in 2006, where:

An unidentified 54-year-old woman has given police a detailed account of her claims that Gore groped and kissed her in an aggressive attempt to have sex during a night-time appointment in his hotel suite in Oregon. However, the police concluded that there was insufficient evidence to press charges.

The woman, who recalled telling Gore that he was behaving like a “crazed sex poodle”, claims he pinned her to his bed and forcibly French kissed her.

For those with over active imaginations there are some failrly horrible mental images counjourned up by that last sentence.

Probably the single most important question to come out of this story is WTF is a “Sex Poodle”?

Best answer which does seem to fit this particular alleged event, is from the Urban Dictionary

A horny man, usually a pretty boy or celebrity, who tries to hump or bump almost any woman in sight. Like a male dog when it smells a bitch in heat, these men cannot resist grouping, goosing, feeling up, or pinching the bottoms of their targets, especially when left alone, regardless of the time of day.

The woman concerned made the allegations in 2006, withdrew them for 3 years and then made a full statememt in 2009, you have to wonder what her motives are, most likely money.

There must be an element of truth in the story, as Gore has run away from the US to Britain and not thus far threatened anyone with legal action.

About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on June 30, 2010, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Climategate, Green Lies, Green Taxation, IPCC, ManBearPig, Social Engineering and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.

  1. Al Gore, the worlds biggest buffoon and certainly the worlds biggest liar. We are having a cold freeze in Australia in June and where is that rat Gore hiding? Makes a mockery of Global warming, does’nt it?
    I suppose Gore can be compared to that poodle although I do think we may have to apoligize to poodles for insulting them.

  2. I don’t think he’s a buffoon, he’s probably the first Carbon billionaire. Some buffoon! Of course his mates
    Stephen Schneider and James Hansen will be on it again, saying what Steve said in the mid 70s we are
    heading for another ice age…. more to the truth. (Available on U Tube by the way with hippy beard and long hair, no he’s lost both! Been minus 11 – 15 centigrade on the Northern Tablelands of NSW. My rhubarb got hit badly and it has been growing well for 20 years. Sydney had the coldest temps
    in 60 years… whose warming we aren’t.

    How are your summer temps by the way. After your colder than norm winter?

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