Climategate – Obese Sex Poodle Concedes Defeat For 2010

Al Gore Pope Of The Church Of Climatology And Sex Pest

Al Gore having put his dick back in his own pants at last, has come out (sadly not in that sense, what a story that would be!) and conceded defeat for the 2010 campaign season on forcing Climate Religion on to the US statute books.

There is something arcane and faintly remisicent of 18th Century wars about spending a warm winter in your own lines, trading the odd pot shot during the cold spell and resuming the slaughter in the Spring when the Polar Bears have drowned warm weather returns.

Gored urged his listeners to take the “realistic view that they had failed badly.” Gore said that “Comprehensive legislation is not likely to be debated” and that a “lame duck debate” is a “very slim possibility indeed.” (N.B. We thought, because Gore told us, that “the debate” was over.)

Even King Hussein told us the science was settled, Gordon Brown said we had so many days to save the world but thanks to the Climategate emails and the subsequent examination of the work of erroneous fiction aka the IPCC 2007 report the Great Global Warming Scam was irrevocably damaged and now the sex poodle and his supporters are just flogging a dead horse.

Gore blamed the skeptics for “attacking science and scientists.” “They [the skeptics] did damage and cast doubt,” Gore said.

In a warm-up discussion before Gore addressed the call, National Wildlife Federation chief Larry Schweiger referred to the skeptics as “enemies” and that he hoped the alarmists would “outlive the bastards.” Hat Tip Steve Milloy at The Green Hell Blog

Gore should remember that science is always open to question and re-evaluation as new methods and tools become available, something that is not open to question is called Religion.

It just leaves Aardvark to say “Fuck you very much” to Larry Sweiger and here’s hoping Sweiger gets frostbite in world that has been getting colder since 1998 and is likely to get colder for the forseeable future.

About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on August 11, 2010, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Climategate, ManBearPig, Social Engineering and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

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