Eco Twats Leo And Lucy – The Carbon Foot Print Of Perfume

Lucy is worried about the carbon footprint of perfume

Leo and Lucy are what Douglas Adams called mostly harmless in the Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy.

In the global scheme of things Leo and Lucy dont rate that high in the warming alarmist movement, and their efforts to keep the Green flag flying are quite gentle and from another era, when compared to the ruthless exploitation of children by environmental groups like 10:10.

Aardvark was surprised at Lucy’s revelations about perfume, assuming that eco mentalist women were of the hairy arm pit and natural pheromone disposition

If you are looking to cause a stink this Christmas, buy an eco friend a mainstream scent. They’ll worry about general toxicity and more specific ingredient risks, such as phthalates (a suspected hormone disrupter).

WTF is an eco friend?
When you get bored of them or fall out you recycle them in to a new friend maybe?

Overall, scents have a heavy footprint: they’re petro-chemical based, made in an energy-guzzling process and produce waste emissions. So whatever you buy, commit before you spritz – and be sure to use up the whole bottle.

Cant wait for the article on fair trade eco friendly sustainable dildos made from recycled wood glued together by the droppings of the Madagascan Fruit Bat.

About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. http://toryaardvark.com @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on November 30, 2010, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Cancun COP16, Church Of Climatology, Climategate, COP16, Green Lies, Oh FFS and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. “Cant wait for the article on fair trade eco friendly sustainable dildos made from recycled wood glued together by the droppings of the Madagascan Fruit Bat.”

    Love it! The increasing anthropogenic global stupidity as illustrated by our 2 eco friends is reaching a tipping point. Time for an expensive international conference/orgy on this so I can politicise the conclusion I already reached and demonstrate my hockeysticking skills.

  2. Bet her lady garden smells of organic farmed salmon..& his cock of goat’s cheese!

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