2010 The Decline Of The Global Warming Scam Part 11 December
Posted by Tory Aardvark
As November ended the sparsely attended COP16 Climate Scam at Cancun, inexorably headed towards, what Chris Huhnatic (H/T Fenbeagle) described as a car crash.
In the USA the mid term elections gave King Hussein a direct message from the American people, you are crap and the shift in power to the Republicans, also caused a shift in the Climate of Fear from the warming alarmists telling us all to be very afraid, to warming alarmists becoming very afraid, as the Republicans announced investigations in to Junk Science and a desire for heads on poles.
Leo and Lucy were increasignly worried about the carbon footprint of perfume and eco friendly sustainable sex toys
December 1st COP16 EU Offers Loans Not Grants
Bad news for the third world dictators with their hands out for our money, the EUSSR is only offering to loan our money to Hugo Chavez not give it away like Gordon Brown, Ed Miliband and Barack Obama were so desperate to do last year at Copenhagen.
December 1st COP16 Now It Is Total Hysteria And Some Humiliation
COP16 is proving to be even more vastly amusing than COP15 last year, until now we have been spared the imminent doom scenario so beloved of the warming alarmists, until now that is.
In a nutshell there are 72 months until the Giant Mutant Stargoat eats the planet, or something equally improbable, various islands are sinking though sea levels are not rising and the once mighty have fallen hard, hero to zero isnt even close
The sinking islands scary fear story has now expanded in to virtual states whose land masses are totally submerged, and whose populations are located else where.
Strange how it sometimes takes a while for things to sink in, and then one morning you wake up and realise what the problem besetting the warming alarmists is, it is a language problem where “could” and “if” have lost their real meaning of being conditional and have instead become absolute.
Report after report produced for the followers of the Church of Climatology contains “could” which is always an absolute certainty.
December 2nd Guest Post EU “Economic Recovery Threatens Church of Climatology”
A Wonder Warming Woman was informing the nation that due to the polar ice caps melting, we will
be having a couple of years of colder weather to endure before we get all damp wet and warm.
I wish they would make their minds up… As a wise man said to me “If it is hot, it’s Global Warming, if
it is cold, it’s Global Warming – I call it Weather, or is that Climate the warming alarmists cant tell the difference – but there is no money to be made then”
December 5th COP16 Will Kyoto Bring The House Of Cards Down
A long time ago now, in December 1997, 37 Countries signed up to the Kyoto protocol which was to have been the first step on the road to wealth redistribution and unelected one world socialist government.
Kyoto came into force in February 2005 and to date 191 countries have signed up, but those were different times for the warming alarmists. The Church of Climatology was growing, people believed the scary climate stories of imminent Armageddon, now 5 years later the rock of the Church of Climatology is probably going to bring the whole church of cards tumbling down.
December 6th COP16 Why A Deal Is Impossible
Last year during Copenhagen there was a virtual news blackout on Climategate by the MSM, now this year in Britain there is very little or nothing at all, about Cancun in the MSM.
The Guardian faithful as ever to the cause of man made Climate Change is carrying two stories which show that a deal is impossible for two fundamental reasons:
The best organised and longest running scam in human history is dead and about to floor, Anthropogenic Global Warming is no more.
Ironically it will be Kyoto which gave birth to the “settled science” of AGW that will ultimately kill it stone dead.
December 7th COP16 Gordon Brown Killed COP16 At Copenhagen
When any form of Marxist scam ends there always have to be those that take the blame and are either executed, or sent to the Gulags.
The total implosion of the Marxist wealth redistribution scam, aka Global Warming, Climate Change, Climate Disruption, Biodiversity, is no exception as the scam has spectacularly failed so the apportionment of blame has started.
Jumping on the blame bandwagon is Lord
Fat Bastard of Bus LanePrescott with plenty of blame for his former leader, Gordon Brown
December 8th COP16 Chris Huhne To Cancun Leave Early
Tomorrows vote on Tuition Fees is having an impact beyond the shores of Britain, as Ed Miliband wont allow Chris Huhne and a Labour MP to “pair up”; pairing up is where the parties cooperate and because an MP can’t be there for a vote, the opposition pair the MP’s up so they cancel each others vote.
December 9th COP16 Japan Defiant At Cancun
At the begining of this week there were problems regarding the Kyotot Protocol and the so called rich nations and the developing world.
Even the most die hard environmentalist is expecting nothing to emerge from Cancun, but what is looking increasingly likely is that COP16 will be the last ever synod of the Church of Climatology.
Japan is adamant on refusing to sign up to Kyoto II and the develpoing countries are standing firm:
December 10th COP16 Attendees Sign Petition to Ban Water
Gordon Brown famously called anyone who did not buy into the AGW scam “flat earthers” and by implication that we were stupid not to believe in his junk science.
Now Aardvark has always that maintained that eco mentalists are easily led air heads and this sting survey at Cancun proves just that.
December 10th COP16 Russia, Japan And Canada Kill The Scam
Chris Huhne said yesterday the scam was poised between a “car crash” and success, well Chris it looks like the car and the wall have got together now.
As the global warming scam stiffens with rigor mortis Aardvark is left wondering why the alarmists always used pictures with smoke to illustrate CO2 emissions.
December 10th COP16 Ends In Deadlock
They are putting a brave face on it, but no matter how they try to dress it up, Chrish Huhne’s car crash has happended at Cancun, after 2 weeks of negotiating they have agreed just 1 paragraph.
It is difficult to see what the future holds for the whole UN negotiating process now, after a failure at Copenhagen followed by the car crash in Cancun, international climate diplomacy is looking to be a pointless exercise.
December 11th COP16 The Autopsy
The spin has started “Deal reached at Cancun”, this is a lie so big not even Peter Mandelson and Alistair Campbell could actually spin it and make it stick.
The real truth is nothing that means anything at all was agreed at COP16, there are no legally binding agreements like the soon to be defunct Kyoto Protocol, attempts were made for a new Kyoto and were initially rejected by Russia, India and Canada.
December 13th COP16 – UN Attempts To Polish A Turd
There is an old saying “You cant polish a turd”, it’s origins are obscure though my father who was Royal Navy tells a story from Naval folklore about a visit from King George V to the battleship bearing his name. During the king’s stay some enterprising matelots put a grill in the ships sewer system and captured a Royal deposit. This was duly dried and varnished which only produced a matt finish.
Christmas trees a quintessential part of the Christmas Festivities, a thing of beauty and enchantment to most people, unless you are an eco mentalist in which case you should be self flagellating because of the guilt of owning a Christmas Tree.
The downside of being an eco mentalist is the guilt, everything an evil human does is riddled with guilt, and Christmas is no exception.
December 15th Chris Huhne “This Green Bank Is Really A Fund”
Freshly returned from the car crash in Cancun, Huhne’s latest set back is the Green Investment Bank, or rather the lack of size of the bank.
Concerns within the Treasury mean that the Green Investment Bank is more likely to be a fund
As Britain braces itself for the coldest winter since 1927 the warming alarmists have already worked out the cause, Global Warning or Climate Change or Climate Disruption.
Now the eco mentalists at the Potsdam Institute reckon that using their dodgy computer model and junk science they can prove just that
December 16th Piers Corbyn On Britains Coldest Winter in 100 Years
As the snow buries Britain under a freezing white blanket, Piers Corbyn has a lot to say about the weather forecasting in Britain, which is a good time to remember that the Head of the UK Met Office is a one time director of eco mentalists pressure group WWF.
The WWF along with Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace and Oxfam are major players in the great global wealth redistribution scam, no one really calls it Climate something or other anymore.
Once upon a time there was a Conservative Party, a real proper Conservative Party led by real Conservatives then after years in the political wilderness, Dave was elected as leader of the Conservatives, a Conservative Party leader who declared himself to be the natural successor to Tony Blair.
That should have been a warning to all of us.
Then with advent of the Coalition Government the Blairs heir surrounds himself with Lib Dems, who then have a disproportionate influence, given their numbers on the policies of
Coalitionthe Vichy Government.
The very worst example of a person complelety unfit for government is The Wind God Chris Huhne.
December 17th Snowfalls Are Now Just A Thing Of The Past
The junk scientists, warming alarmists and usual suspects from Oxfam, WWF, Friends of the Earth, Greenpeace are always predicting the future, and that future is both terrifying and bleak if the scare mongers are to be believed.
What if we could go backwards or forwards in time and see if the warming alarmists were right?
Time travel is probably a long way off for the human race, however the next best thing to a time machine is a time capsule and Aardvark has found one of these from March 2000 in The Independent.
It’s the hottest year on record, again, according to father and procreator of the great Global Warming Scam, Dr James Hansen the head of Nasa’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies.
The junk scientists and snake oil salesman are at it again, the part of the world that is allegedly heating up the most is so short of weather stations that only 25% of the data is actually real collected data, the rest is
a total crock of shit complete fucking lies more green liesconjecture:
2010 has not been a good year for the warming alarmists, wealth redistributors and one world governmentalists aka, the UN and the EU.
Just COP15 at Copenhagen, COP16 achieved nothing and barely registered on the MSM radar, until it finished.
It is January 2010, the northern hemisphere is buried under a blanket of snow, COP15 is a smoking wreck and the warming alarmists are desperately trying to regroup:
January 2010 saw denial from the warming alarmists about the state of their scam and the snow that blanketed the northern hemisphere.
Despite vitriolic attacks on Climate Realists from Gordon Brown, Ed Miliband, Barack Hussein Obama and the usual suspects the Climategate juggernaut ploughed inexorably on, exposing more cracks in the alamrmists ranks and a whole horde more “gates” just wating to be opened.
December 20th 2010 The Decline Of The Global Warming Scam Part 3 March
February was not a good month for the warming alarmists, with splits and major recriminations at the two major outlets for AGW lies, the BBC and the Guardian.
In Britain Labour politicians tried a mixture of fear, ridicule and insults to get the AGW bandwagon rolling again.
March saw junk scientist Phil Jones at the Commons Science and Technology Committee
December 21st 2010 The Decline Of The Global Warming Scam Part 4 April
March saw the start of the inquiries and revisits to the data in a damage limitation exercise by the warming alarmists.
The all pervasive Climate of Fear promoted by the warming alarmists resulted in tragedy when an entire family in South America committed suicide because of the fear of Global Warming.
In Britain the Labour Government ran foul of the Advertising Standards Authority who rebuked Ed Milibands department over the fear message.
December 21st 2010 The Decline Of The Global Warming Scam Part 5 May
April from a British perspective was General Election month and saw the birth of the bastard child of the election process, the Coalition Vichy Government.
The departure of climate change nuts Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband was news for celebration, but midst the celebrations was the bad news that the 2 Labtards had been replaced by something actually, more and dangerous and even more stupid that the combined intellect of MiliBrown, the Wind God Chris Huhne
December 21st 2010 The Decline Of The Global Warming Scam Part 6 July
May was a relatively quite month for AGW, as was June.
July was still pretty slow though by the second week there were indications that the Vichy Government had one or more believes in Climate Religion
July, the Vichy government is starting to show its Green credentials and a willingness to undermine the energy security of this country, and commit millions of people to energy poverty.
All so Dave can run the Greenest government ever.
August would prove to be a more interesting month as the decline in belief in Climate Relgion accelerated and rumours abounded about an obese sex poodle
December 21st UK Snow Chaos Why You Are To Blame
It was only a question of time until an eco mentalist slid out from under their stone and blamed all of us for the travel chaos besetting Britain at the moment.
If you fly or drive then you are the cause of the problem, because by travelling you emit CO2, which according to the followers of ManBearPig means you cause Global something or other, which in turn makes for colder winters.
August was an interersting month, various allegations about Al Gore and sex poodling, before he withdrew to regroup.
In Britain the Vichy goverment was preparing to implement a Labour Green tax to cripple British Industry.
September was going to be a lot more interesting and in many ways alarming as eco terrorism and the promotion of eco terrorism raised its ugly head
December 22nd The Real Cost of EU Climate Religion To British Families
Looking back over the past week in the news, specifically Chris Huhne’s announcement there will be a huge shake up in the energy market that could add more than £500 per year to the average bill. This is caused by the Government’s insistence on promoting the high cost low carbon energy producing methods such as nuclear, and yes, wind farms.
September saw a serious change in tactics by the warming alarmists, with a call to eco terrorism and a tragic event where an armed eco terrorist was shot dead by a SWAT sniper.
Other news included a new name for Global whatever it is, and pre-bookings for Cancun were down 83% since Copenhagen.
October would bring Splattergate
December 23rd Piers Corbyn Issues Global Red Weather Warning
Piers is right 85% of the time about weather forecasting and he has issued a Red Weather warning for 25th – 27th and 29 – 30th largely for East/South Britain and for a large part of NorthWest Europe.
December 23rd The WWF Should Stick To Being eHarmony For Pandas
The warming alarmists at the WWF are at it again, trying to stop the next generation of coal fired power stations being built.
As Britain freezes and industry and the elderly struggle to pay heating bills, its business as usual at the WWF, not a thought for anyone or anything but Climate Religion.
For some reason the WWF seem to think that 2500 signatures on a Petition to Dave is a victory
October news on Climate Religion was dominated by Splattergate, which overshadowed the preparations for COP16 in Cancun.
Climate Religion was in full swing as November brought the car crash in Cancun
December 29th Climate Change Business As Usual At The Guardian
Business as usual at the Guardian as the AGW scam goes through it’s final death throes, they are still pushing business as usual with the old warmest year and decade chestnut.
There is a global consensus that Climate Change Disruption is man made, because leading junk scientists and wealth redistributionists, think there just might be a link, which in AGW speak, means a cast iron certainty.
December 29th UK Wind Turbines Consume More Energy Than They Produce
The future lies in renewables, which is a Chris Huhne euphemism for wind power.
The holy grail of Dave and the Wind God, wind power is a big, expensive and very dangerous joke for the energy security of this country.
As the country emerges from a very cold snap, it is a comforting thought for us all that our wind turbines have actually consumed more energy, than they produced.
About Tory AardvarkClimate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. http://toryaardvark.com @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook
Posted on January 4, 2011, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Biodiversity, Cancun COP16, Church Of Climatology, Climategate, COP16, Copenhagen COP15, Fear, Green Taxation, IPCC, ManBearPig, Oh FFS, Social Engineering, Wealth Redistribution and tagged Anthropogenic Global Warming, Chris Huhantic, Climate Change, Climategate, COP15, COP16, Global Warming, IPCC. Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.