Sally Bercow – Vacuous Labour Strumpet

Sally Bercow "My husband is a sex symbol", no being a dickhead is not the same thing

If only Sally Bercow could claim this had all been caused by global warming, still you can’t have everything and this for sheer political stupidity makes Ken Livingstone look like a master at his craft.

Exactly what was going through the head of the speakers wife, when she committed the political equivalent of taking a dump in front of the Queen, though if Sally is to be believed, and John is the rampant rabbit then he might have fucked her brains out, which could account for this incredibly ill-judged and very public, fuck up.

Apparently her husbands political position increases his stature so that loads of women are always hitting on Sally’s dwarf

The outspoken 41-year-old political activist was inundated with online messages today from her followers on Twitter after the revelations in the Evening Standard. Mrs Bercow told how their living quarters in Speaker’s House had helped spice up her love life with Mr Bercow.

She said: “The view from Speaker’s House is incredibly sexy, particularly at night with the moon and the glow from the old gas lamps.

“When John and I were first courting we used to walk along the South Bank and look at the Houses of Parliament. I never realised how sexy I would find living under Big Ben with the bells chiming.”

Living under Big Ben, this could be a euphemism for something else, and that’s not bells chiming that’s John dragging the stepladder into the bedroom.

“Politicians as a breed aren’t particularly sexy but I think politics can be sexy because power is an aphrodisiac,” she said. “Since John became Speaker, the number of women who hit on him has gone up dramatically.

“I don’t get jealous because more men have hit on me, too. I think it’s hilarious that I have been referred to as the Carla Bruni of British politics.”

However Mrs Bercow appeared to be less forthcoming after her photographs and interview became public.

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