Climate Change – Now We Must Fear Alien Attack
This is probably the most ridiculous fear scenario that the Church of Climatology have ever come out with, we could be attacked by aliens monitoring us from space because of our obscene CO2 emissions, which having failed to increase global temperatures, could still piss off alien life forms.
What is worse these aliens might be green, that’s not green as in little green creatures from Alpha Centuri, but green as in eco mentalist green:
“Green” aliens might object to the environmental damage humans have caused on Earth and wipe us out to save the planet. “These scenarios give us reason to limit our growth and reduce our impact on global ecosystems. It would be particularly important for us to limit our emissions of greenhouse gases, since atmospheric composition can be observed from other planets,” the authors write.
However fringe lunatic this appears the standard warming alarmist message of we must restrict (economic) growth and go back to living in mud huts and never travelling more than 5 miles from our village is repeated, if we do this then the aliens who might have attacked us, might not attack us, or something like that.
Posted on August 19, 2011, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Fear, Green Lies, ManBearPig, Oh FFS and tagged Alien Attack, Anthropogenic Global Warming, Climate Change. Bookmark the permalink. 31 Comments.