Frivolous Internet Searches Are Killing Gaia

Claudia Sprinz – “A single internet search for Chuck Norris causes as much CO2 as a car travelling 7.5 cm”, Sprinz then ranted something about funny cats and cheeseburgers

The joyless puritanical OCD driven existence of the warming alarmist CO2 paranoaic knows no bounds, just about all human activity is evil, every day things like internet searches and having pets are just plain wrong.

According to Green Guru David Suzuki, us carbon based bipedal lifeforms are just maggots defecating all over his environment, while in New Zealand warming alarmists think we should eat our cats and dogs and not keep them as pets, because pets emit CO2.

The latest diatribe, this time on silly internet searches, and their CO2 emissions comes from Austrian Greenpeace Uberharpie Claudia Sprinz:

If the entire Internet were a country, it would be the 5th largest consumer of electricity globally, moaned Claudia Sprinz, super-nag of Greenpeace Austria. And that figure, she claims, will triple by the year 2020. A huge consumption of resources is taking place out of pure boredom, Sprinz says. Youtube videos of cats, wondering aimlessly through the web or searching for worthless information that is forgotten three minutes later. This behavior is destroying the environment, she frets.

Sprinz says that people should go out for a walk in the park if they’re bored.

Just a single search for Chuck Norris causes as much CO2 as a car travelling 7.5 cm. 15,000 Google-searches for “funny cats” generate as much CO2 as producing a cheeseburger. Google alone produces 260,000 kilograms of CO2 per month. Every spam generates 0.3 grams of CO2.

Sprinz seems to have missed out telling us what the CO2 emissions are for searches for “Climategate” or how much CO2 was emitted by James Hansen in his never ending tampering with Climate Data to make the “science” fit his hysterical fear scenarios.

It probably goes without saying the CO2 emitted by the soothsayers at Melbourne University, who are now claiming that the Medieval Warming Period (MWP) lasted for just 29 years were justified as it underwrites the warming alarmist line that the last 1000 years have been the hottest ever for Australasia.

This is a very curious finding, not so much because they have shortened the duration of the MWP,  more that the warming alarmists have shot themselves in the foot because until now their religious texts stated that the  MWP only happened in Europe.

The problem with having told so many lies over a protracted period,  is keeping your story straight as your scam collapses around you.

About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. http://toryaardvark.com @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on May 22, 2012, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Climate Change, Green Lies, Population Control, Social Engineering, Sustainable Development, Wealth Redistribution and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. So the greens don’t exhale CO2 then? If they all stopped breathing for a while ,that might cool the atmosphere.

  2. Brian G Valentine

    How long will it be before the public won’t take another minute of this shit, I wonder.

    Actually, I welcome this crap from them – because it helps to take them down faster than all the hollering I could do.

    People have suffered about a decade of these idiots, and that’s about nine years too many

  3. Face it people there are mentally ill people out there.

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