The Next IPCC Report “Is Going To Scare The Wits Out Of Everyone”

Former UN Climate Scam chief Yvo De Boer knows the next IPCC report will be full of scientific errors, Green NGO propaganda and more scary predictions of environmental Armageddon

The 5th Assessment report of the UN Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is going to be full of more scary predictions of environmental Armageddon, so scared will we be, that without a murmur we will all acquiesce to one world government by the UN and embrace the Green Agrarian Hell with joy.

Once upon a time Yvo De Boer was the head honcho in the UN Climate Change scam, but after the failure of COP15, De Boer unexpectedly resigned due to frustration at the outcome of COP15.

The IPCC reports are either politically motivated science to support the Green Agenda, or simply the propaganda of Greenpeace and the WWF, as was the case with Glaciergate.

In common with the vast majority of those employed at the IPCC, their Leader Dr Rajendra Pachauri is not a Climate Scientist, neither is he unbelievably a researcher for Greenpeace or the WWF, he is in fact a Railway Engineer who has presided over one of the biggest scientific scams since Piltdown Man:

Pachauri has a history of making predictions of environmental Armageddon:

We have just a small window of opportunity and it is closing rather rapidly. There is not a moment to lose.
January 2005

If there’s no action before 2012, that’s too late. What we do in the next two to three years will determine our future. This is the defining moment.
November 2007

The ever shifting date for failed predictions of catastrophe, a corner stone of warming alarmist science, then of course there is the old favourite, species extinction, Pachauri in September 2011 predicted that 20% – 30% of plant and animal species would die off because of Anthropogenic Global Warming.

THE next United Nations climate report will ”scare the wits out of everyone” and should provide the impetus needed for the world to finally sign an agreement to tackle global warming, the former head of the UN negotiations said.

Yvo de Boer, the UN climate chief during the 2009 Copenhagen climate change talks, said his conversations with scientists working on the next report of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change suggested the findings would be shocking.

That report is going to scare the wits out of everyone,” Mr de Boer said in the only scheduled interview of his visit to Australia. “I’m confident those scientific findings will create new political momentum.”

No surprises to see that the outcome of the IPCC report and its findings are settled, a full year before publication, but then what did you expect from the UN, the IPCC, Greenpeace, WWF and FoE?

The $64000 dollar question is what will scare the shit wits out of us?

Who knows?

Maybe the IPCC have discovered Douglas Adams and the planet really is at risk from a giant mutant stargoat, if we do not cut CO2 emissions then the ravenous bug blatter beast of Traal really will descend to planet earth and eat our grandmothers or CO2 turns Babel fish in to piranha.

While the IPCC report will lack the humour of Douglas Adams one thing is for certain, the predictions made in the report will be as likely to happen, as the Babel fish is to ever evolve.

About Tory Aardvark

Climate Realist, Conservative and proud NRA member. I don't buy into the Man Made Global Warming Scam, science is never settled. @ToryAardvark on Twitter ToryAardvark on Facebook

Posted on November 6, 2012, in Anthropogenic Global Warming, Church Of Climatology, Climate Change, Fear, Global Warming, Green Environmental Holocaust, Green Lies, IPCC, Junk Science, ManBearPig, Oh FFS and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. No, the Vogons really are going to demolish earth ti make way for a hyperspace bypass, and before that will force us to listen to their poetry.

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