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Climate Change – Now We Must Fear Alien Attack

Because of rising CO2 emissions we could be attacked by aliens, yes really!

This is probably the most ridiculous fear scenario that the Church of Climatology have ever come out with, we could be attacked by aliens monitoring us from space because of our obscene CO2 emissions, which having failed to increase global temperatures, could still piss off alien life forms.

What is worse these aliens might be green, that’s not green as in little green creatures from Alpha Centuri, but green as in eco mentalist green: Read the rest of this entry