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Gordon Brown – The Delusional Exploding Fuckwit

As Britain struggles under the weight of debt from the profligate spending of the worst Chancellor of the Exchequer and the worst Prime Minister in 300 years Gordon Brown, a new book says that Brown has been stewing in a pot of righteous indignation garnished with delusional thoughts of him saving the world, again.

Brown slithered out from underneath his rock in August to launch a diatribe of lies against News International and to let everyone know that he, Gordon Brown was right about everything and everyone else was wrong.

The world looked on and said “Sorry Gordon you have us confused with someone who gives a shit about you

Now a new book Brown at Number 10 by Anthony Seldon and Guy Lodge reveals more about the most damaged personality to become PM since the end of World War 2: Read the rest of this entry


Gordon Brown “I Was Right As Always And You Were All Wrong As Always”

The man who created the GOAT cabinet, screwed the British economy tells everyone he was right about everything, as always

Gordon Brown the worst PM Britain has had in, well almost forever has reappeared to tell anyone, who will actually listen that as usual Brown the Infallible was right about the US debt and Euro zone crisis and everyone else was wrong, as usual.

When the phone hacking scandal broke Brown immediately said his phone had been hacked and his family’s medical records had been accessed. Brown then followed this in a petulant hate filled diatribe in the House of Commons where the spoilt brat had a go at the Press that turned against him during his disastrous Prime Ministership.

It was priceless to watch the looks on the Labour MP’s faces as Brown vented his spleen, the looks that said “Was this asshole really our Leader“?

Yes guys he was your Leader, because none of you had the balls to take Dear Leader on: Read the rest of this entry

Now Gordon Brown Claims His Phone Was Hacked – Does Anyone Care?

The worst PM in 2 centuries now claims his phone was hacked

Its really difficult not burst out laughing at this feeble attempt from the worst British Prime Minister in 2 centuries, to generate either publicity, or sympathy because his phone was allegedly hacked and his personal bank account accessed.

These days it is difficult not to find any wannabe celebrity, failed politician or other Z lister whose phone has not been hacked. Read the rest of this entry

What Now For Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown appeals to Labours core vote at the General Election

This time last year Gordon Brown was everywhere, trying to force through a deal in Copenhagen to save the world from a non existent threat, leading Al Gore in to broom cupboards and busily screwing this country in to the ground in a scorched earth policy of spend, spend, spend and spend some more.

Then Gordon Brown loses the General Election as the voters showed their enthusiasm for another 5 years of bullying, bigotry and Nokia flinging, even losing the election could still not get the cursed one eyed son of the Manse out of Downing Street.

Then suddenly like a fart blown away by a sudden gust of wind, Gordon was gone, disappeared, dropped off the radar. Read the rest of this entry

Tony Blair Knew Gordon Brown Would Be A Disaster

So Tony Blair knew that Gordon Brown was going to be a disaster, or so Blair claims in his book, The Journey published today.

All the major broadsheets are covering the book, which has comfortably beaten whatever crap Gordon Brown is going publish later this year and thus will be taken by future historians as the definitive account of the disaster sometimes known as the New Labour Experiment.

Hat tip to Blair for taking a bankrupt ideology and hoodwinking the electorate by prefixing Labour with New, still if people are dumb enough to believe that a leopard can change it spots then everyone who voted Labour should also be blamed for the state the country is now in.

With such a choice of reviews of Blair’s book Aardvark has gone for the Guardian coverage to see what left of centre quasi intellectuals think of the The Journey Read the rest of this entry

Gordon Brown Left The Country And Labour Virtually Bankrupt

Prescott estimates Browns bottled election cost Labour £1.5 million

The Labour party is virtually bankrupt and is only surviving on the goodwill of the Co-Op bank, which has to be a very good reason to relocate any funds in the Co-Op bank to a different bank, and not to shop at either the Co-Op or Somerfield.

Former deputy leader of the Labtard party and newly anointed Lord Fat Bastard of Bus Lane, John Prescott is running for the post of Labour Party Treasurer. Read the rest of this entry

Gordon Brown Knowingly Destroyed British Pensions

Gordon Brown aka Charlie Uniform November Tango

The legacy of Labour is becoming clearer by the day and it shows that Tony Blair was for the first time ever 100% right when he said that Gordon Brown was mad, bad and dangerous, he could have, however, more accurately described Brown as a “complete cunt“.

Documents obtained under the FoI Act show just what happened to British Pensions from May 1997 Read the rest of this entry

Gordon Brown Third Worst Prime Minister Since 1945

Gordon Brown reckoned by academics to be the third worst PM

A bunch of Academics has come out and said that Gordon Brown was the third worst PM since the end of the Second World War.

According to a survey of more than one hundred leading academics, reported in the Financial Times (£), only Sir Anthony Eden and Sir Alec Douglas-Home were less impressive.

The academics, all experts in politics and history,

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All Socialists Are The Same – The Syndrome Of Other People’s Money

The Grand Master of Socialism and his disciples

In Britain we have just emerged from the 13 year dark age of socialism as envisaged by Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, in the USA they are nearly halfway through their socialist experiment with Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi, and just like in Britain it’s not going well the in the USA.

What is surprising is that Obama missed out on his Tony Blair period and after about 3 months was firmly in the Gordon Brown period, where like Brown, Obama’s popularity and approval rating has dropped faster than a heavy thing falling from a great height.

During all Labour governments there is always a time when people start to leave Britain in droves, but what most people never think about is US citizens Read the rest of this entry

New Labour Is Dead Says Peter Mandelson

Mandelson and Britains worst ever Prime Minister

New Labour died on May 6th 2010 says the Lord of Darkness writing in The Times, which is good news, so all that remains is to kill of Labour and the cancer that afflicted Britain for 13 years can never make a comeback.

Like all good socialists Mandelson is about to cash in on his years in and out of Government with a book titled The Third Man: Life At The Heart Of New Labour scheduled to be released before the orange war criminal Tony Blairs mighty tome The Journey.

The peer, twice forced to resign but who staged an astonishing political comeback two years ago, offers an early taste of an account that he says will be a “mixture of history, autobiography and emotion”.

He says that he regrets persuading Gordon Brown to stand aside in favour of Tony Blair in 1994. “If we had resolved the matter there and then, we would have avoided so much of the soap opera that followed.” Read the rest of this entry