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Thats When The Fight Started

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift…
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started….. Read the rest of this entry

12 Of The Finest (Unintentional) Double-Entendres Ever Aired On British TV And Radio

1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..’ Read the rest of this entry

Monty Pythons Election Night Special

The show that gave us the Monster Raving Loony Party.

Labour should follow the example of the Silly Party and put all their candidates in a block of concrete.

If You Only Watch One Video Clip Today Watch This

Hat tip to Old Holborn for the tweet and Grumpy Old Twat for the video.

Twat is not a swear word apparently it’s just vulgar.

Tuesday’s Caption Competition Sponsored By The Church of Climatology

Hat tip and many thanks to David Forward at Tractor Stats for permission to use his artwork, if you haven’t seen Tractor Stats it’s well worth the visit.

Saturday’s Caption Competition

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Wednesday’s Politically Incorrect Caption Competition

Sunday’s Caption Comptetion

By Tory Aardvark

Gordon Brown Cartoon 3

Sunday’s Caption Competition

By Tory Aardvark

Leaving the munitions plant