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Mandelson Turns on Brown

By Tory Aardvark

According to a senior Labour MP Mandelson is actively briefing against Gordon Brown who is currently hiding in his bunker supporting the up turn in profits for Tenaman


Lord Mandelson thinks Gordon Brown is a Chump

Will Mandelson unleash Draper and McBride to smear Dear Leader?

Lord Mandelson is privately briefing against the Prime Minister, according to a senior Labour MP. The MP, who I met at Parliament last night, said Alan Johnson stands ready to fill a vacancy if necessary, following a serious breakdown in discipline and morale in the Parliamentary Labour Party precipitated by Gordon Brown’s embarrassmant at a demand that he pay back over £12,000 in wrongly claimed expenses. Latest from Tory Rascal

Just How bad was Labour’s conference

By Tory Aardvark

What reduction to 7 points?
What reduction to 7 points?
That's a wrap then
That’s a wrap then

Gulags for Slags, lies and smears just does not wash anymore

Good bye you usless cunch of bunts oops chumps

Harriet Harman Labour Attack Bitch

By Tory Aardvark

As Damian McBride is a man and known as one of Labour’s attack dogs, then in line with the prevailing climate of political correctness it would be totally accurate to describe Harriet Harman as Labour’s attack bitch, as she is most definitely female in gender.

Earlier today we reported on the Deputy Labour Leaders smears and lies attack on Shadow Chancellor Geroge Osborne. Harman has subsequently tried to laugh it off as humour, but failed to convince anyone. As they say somewhere a bridge is missing it’s T word

In the latest bit of sad political nastiness Harman is signing recruitment emails for the Labour party which link the Conservatives with the BNP

Please note the link is straight to a Labour website ( so it really is straight from the Harpie’s mouth

Labour Lies and Smears start afresh

By Tory Aardvark

Earlier on today we blogged about the possible glorious return of Damain McBride to the Labour Party’s smear and lies machine.
Latest news looks like there could be more than a grain of truth in this.

Deputy Labour Leader Harriet Harman in her speech today made references to David Cameron giving fox hunting to everyone, following on from this class war howler, she turned on George Osborne and said “He would do away with Surestart and replace it with a lap dancing club in every community”

Scantily Clad Harpie

Scantily Clad Harpie

Georger Osborne was a target for sex smears in the Labour Smeargate campaign orchestrated by Draper, Collins and McBride.

Harman is now trying to write this off as a joke, but consider this you are deputy leader of a party that has been abandoned by a newspaper that has supported you for 12 years, Leader’s make or break speech “Gulags for Slags” has crashed and burned, and even the grand dame of Labour propaganda Tuscan property magnate Polly Toynbee says it’s all over.

What have Harman and Labour got left to lose?

Labour want Blairs to campaign

By Tory Aardvark

Tony and Cherie Blair

Tony and Cherie Blair

Remember these two?

Not at lot more to say really their record speaks volumes

What if they held a conference and no one came

By Tory Aardvark

Gordon Brown gets the support of Labour believers

Gordon Brown gets the support of Labour believers

They say a picture is worth a thousand words: the Labour Party Conference today just as Brown finished speaking, this follows on the heels of his speech to US bankers last week that no one turned up to

Jacqui Smith – It’s not looking good

By Tory Aardvark

Storm clouds are gathering on the event horizon for former Home Secretary Jacqui Smith.

Jacqui Smith disgraced former Home Secretary

Jacqui Smith disgraced former Home Secretary

Smith while Home Secretary caused deep public anger about her living arrangements and the rented room at her sisters house that was her “main home”, and then iced the cake by claiming for two porno movies watched by her husband. The Smiths and the Harmans are friends, one can only wonder if Mr Smith was welcome in Ms Harman’s home after the porn movies scandal.

With the quiet of the summer recess many of the MP’s must have thought that the expenses scandal would go away, but despite the promotion of the former Standards and Privileges Committee’s chairman Sir George Young to the Conservative Front Bench, the committee is still functioning and last Wednesday met to discuss Smith’s fate.

The rumours circulating in Westminster are that it’s unlikely to be anything but bad news, as the only thing members of the committee will say regarding Smith is “No Comment”

Interesting enough the pro Labour team of Adam Boulton at Sky News are campainging to have former Labour Minister Chris Mullen parachuted in, but the story goes the next Chairman will be a Conservative MP. Probably explains the pro Labour censorship on the Sky News discussion site.

David Cameron – “Something to think about during Gordon’s Speech”

By Tory Aardvark

David Cameron had this to say today:  “From Bournemouth to Brighton, the conference season rolls on. Next week, the Labour Party will meet for its annual conference. I expect Gordon Brown’s speech will be stuffed full of statistics about how he’s saving the world. But here are the facts which really matter in Britain today.

This country is in the worst mess it’s been in for a generation. Unemployment is rising and youth unemployment is at its highest level since records began. Violent crime has increased by 70 per cent under Labour and there are more than 100 serious knife crimes every day. The poor are getting poorer, social mobility has stalled, and four in ten children are leaving primary school unable to read, write and add up properly.”

David Cameron

David Cameron

And while all this is happening, the Government is borrowing money at a rate of around £6,000 every second. That’s something to think about when Gordon Brown delivers his speech. Last year, Gordon’s conference speech lasted 58 minutes. If he speaks for as long this year, we’ll have wracked up about another £20 million of debt in the same time.

These are the facts and this is the record of twelve years of spin, irresponsibility and top-down state control. And increasingly, it’s clear: if you want to see a real long-term plan for change in this country, and a Party with the guts and the determination to see this crisis through, you’ll have to wait for our conference in Manchester in two week’s time.

Another £20,ooo,ooo further in debt while Brown lies and spins.

Talk of a revival is fantasy. With Brown, Labour is toast

By Tory Aardvark

Words from the The Telegraph? The Daily Mail? The Sun? The Times? No The Guardian, long time Labour propaganda broadsheet.

“Gordon Brown spent a decade telling anyone who was willing to listen that when he became Labour leader, things would be different and better. A lot of people believed him. More than two years after Brown finally got his way, it is obvious that he was just wrong”

“The one predictable thing about domestic politics is that every week brings fresh grist to the mill of Labour decline under Brown. This week it has been Baroness Scotland’s illegal home help”

“Labour people do not like facing facts, especially inconvenient ones,” the whole country knows that!

“In 1983, when Michael Foot led Labour to its previous worst ever electoral result of 28%, it was just possible to perceive a road back for the party that was based on something other than faith”

“A result in the low 20s, or even worse, is by no means inconceivable. After all, the ICM poll also showed that a third of Labour’s current support is thinking of switching sides before the general election. If all of them switched, Labour would be on 18%”

Read the whole story of woe and misery in full at The Guardian

This cant be good news for the Prime Mentalist as the Labour Party conference is about to start, what will actually take place during the conference is anyone’s guess, but once thing is for sure it’s going to be very interesting

More Bad Poll News For Labour

A Populous poll for the Times makes grim reading for Labour writes David Blackburn on the Coffee Shop blog
Labour’s smear tactics of “Two faced Tories”, “10% cuts” and the blatant lie story that Obama said Cameron was a lightweight have crashed and burned with the public; the Conservatives are now the most trusted party on just about everything that used to be the preserve of Labour.

Poll details here

Conservatives are the best party to reform the NHS, opinion poll says latest from Peter Riddell in The Times