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Gordon Brown – The Delusional Exploding Fuckwit
As Britain struggles under the weight of debt from the profligate spending of the worst Chancellor of the Exchequer and the worst Prime Minister in 300 years Gordon Brown, a new book says that Brown has been stewing in a pot of righteous indignation garnished with delusional thoughts of him saving the world, again.
Brown slithered out from underneath his rock in August to launch a diatribe of lies against News International and to let everyone know that he, Gordon Brown was right about everything and everyone else was wrong.
The world looked on and said “Sorry Gordon you have us confused with someone who gives a shit about you”
Now a new book Brown at Number 10 by Anthony Seldon and Guy Lodge reveals more about the most damaged personality to become PM since the end of World War 2: Read the rest of this entry
Sally Bercow – Vacuous Labour Strumpet
If only Sally Bercow could claim this had all been caused by global warming, still you can’t have everything and this for sheer political stupidity makes Ken Livingstone look like a master at his craft.
Exactly what was going through the head of the speakers wife, when she committed the political equivalent of taking a dump in front of the Queen, though if Sally is to be believed, and John is the rampant rabbit then he might have fucked her brains out, which could account for this incredibly ill-judged and very public, fuck up.
Apparently her husbands political position increases his stature so that loads of women are always hitting on Sally’s dwarf Read the rest of this entry
David Miliband The Real Photo Nymph They Tried To Hide
Some Twitter activity about a photograph showing the losing Milibland brother in front of the famous picture of the tennis player scratching her butt.
Click here for what is being claimed is the real picture; however Aardvark has obtained the original photograph which shows that David Milibland has issues with Ed Miliband and that all is not forgiven or forgotten. Read the rest of this entry
Ed Miliband Predicted To Win Labour Leadership Contest
Latest news is that the smart money is now backing Ed Miliband to be the next Labour Leader, The Guardian are running an article on it, Sky News reports a very close run contest with Ed winning and rumours abound on Twitter that David concedes privately that his younger sibling will win.
Fingers crossed that Forrest Gump wins, a Trotskyite Warming Alarnist as leader of the Labtard Party, just how much better can it get? Read the rest of this entry
Gordon Brown Only Allowed To Speak To Children Now
Since he was finally evicted from 10 Downing Street Gordon Brown has largely dropped off the face of the planet.
Earlier this week came the chilling news that Sarah Brown could soon be writing a book about her time as the wife of the worst Prime Minister in British history Read the rest of this entry