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Gordon Brown Does Not Know The Difference Between A Pig And Sheep

The man who formed the Government of All Talents (Goats) does not know the difference between pigs and sheep, as was demonstrated on the Labour Party Political Broadcast Piers Morgan show.

Brown claimed to have been given a roasted pig as a gift by a Middle Eastern government but which one?

Aardvark was under the impression that all Middle Eastern governments were either Muslim or Jewish neither of which will have anything to do with pigs on religious grounds.

Brown has come in for a good deal of criticism for the statement from various Middle Eastern governments , Downing Street has since confirmed it was a sheep Brown was given.

Aardvark has this advice for Gordon Brown:

Your pigs can easily be identified here are some examples: Harriet Harman, Jacqui Smith, Margaret Beckett, Hazel Blears and your sheep are the ones who ask loaded questions at PMQ’s.

Simple and not one foreign government insulted.