Sustainable Porridge – The Chris Huhne Story

Former Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary and common criminal Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne arrives at his new home for the next few months, Wandsworth jail

Day 1 of captivity got off to a bad start for disgraced former Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne when a prison warder with a great sense of humor called Huhne to breakfast with a shout of “Order Order” over the prison Tannoy system, reminding Huhne of his days as a Cabinet Minister and Member of Parliament.

The warder then continued with “The right honourable member for Wandsworth North – down to the office,“, Huhne then left his cell to collect his meal while the other prisoners roared with laughter.

After breakfast Huhne’s day continued to go to hell in a handcart with his fellow convicts bullying and humiliating him, and, having found out that Huhne is a millionaire, they started badgering him for money.

All this was too much for Huhne who scuttled off to see the Governor of the prison where he asked to be moved to the wing where vulnerable prisoners are housed, for vulnerable prisoners read sex offenders, pedophiles and former police officers, the real low life scum of the prison system that even other criminals find offensive.

The problems with his fellow housemates are not Huhne’s only worries:

Chris Huhne Disgraced Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary Goes To Jail

December 2011 Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne planned to force 32000 more monuments to Green stupidity on Britain, today Huhne starts an 8 month jail sentence.

The man at the heart of forcing the Green Agenda on Britain, is today in prison starting an 8 month jail sentence for the crime of Perverting the Course of Justice.

The fall of Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary Chris Huhne has been at the speed of sound, this is one occasion when the well worn expression “crashed and burned” really does mean burnt twisted wreckage, in this case Huhne’s now non existent political career, his reputation, his credibility and his relationship with his children.

Prior to suddenly pleading guilty just before his trial was due to start Huhne continually lied about being guilty, he used every trick in the book to keep the case out of court and gag any reporting of the proceedings, which makes Huhne’s mea culpa moment on Channel 4 News tonight look all the more cynical, with Huhne already having an eye on his post prison career moves.

Huhne’s ex-wife Vicky Pryce was also sentenced today, she too received an 8 month prison sentence for Perverting the Course of Justice:

Chris Huhne Is A Criminal

Huhne pleads guilty to the charge of perverting the course of justice

So Christopher Murray Paul-Huhne, disgraced Liberal Democrat Climate Change Secretary, who after pleading guilty to Perverting the Course of Justice, is in his own words nothing more than a low life common criminal, a man who thought his money and his position made him above the law.

As the old adage goes hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, Huhne who in his own estimation is some sort of super being, above all of us, publicly dumped his wife and mother of his children, in the most humiliating way possible, after being photographed with his long time time mistress Carina Trimingham.

A major mistake when your wife has taken the penalty points for a speeding offence, you committed.

Once the story broke Huhne tried to slither and slime his way out of  justice, either maintaining a wall of silence, or hiding behind his children when police raided Vicky Pryce’s home looking for a mobile phone owned by Huhne’s son.

Finally Huhne resigned as Climate Change Secretary so he could clear his name, a strange choice of words when Huhne knew he was guilty all along.

The hearing continues, but in the light of Huhne being guilty of the crime of Perverting the Course of Justice, there have to be question marks over the legitimacy of laws and policies enacted by a man who knew he was guilty of a serious crime.

Chris Huhne Trial – How Vicky Pryce Could Plead

No matter the outcome of the trial Huhne's political career is toast

Attila the Huhnatic is gone from the Coalition Vichy Government and from the plaudits dished out by Cameron and Clegg you would be forgiven for thinking that Huhne will be sorely missed.

Nothing could be further from the truth, Cameron could not hide is real feelings when talking about what Huhne had achieved (an oxymoron if there ever were one) during his time as Minister for Climate Religion, “Little Nicky” Clegg slimed effusively about having the Huhnatic back in government if he were found innocent, unfortunately for Clegg the lack of sincerity in his words stuck out like a turd on a pool table.

Huhne wont be missed by anyone except a very few Liberals and the Green NGO’s like Greenpeace, WWF and FoE who will miss having a Climate Religion minister who was pathologically terrified of offending them.

Cleggs real feelings about Huhne can be seen by the support that Clegg and his wife Miriam are giving to Vicky Price:

Chris Huhne – CPS Decision At 10am February 3rd 2012

The Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) will make the announcement at 10am Friday 3rd February if the Liberal Democrat Secretary of State for Energy and Climate Change, Chris Huhne and estranged wife Vicky Price will be charged with perverting the course of justice and being a Green ecomentalist moron.

Huhne will told, hopefully a euphemism for charged, an hour earlier.

Both Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg, Leader of the Lib Dems have made it clear that Huhne is toast if he is charged.

Chris Huhne Is Toast If He Is Charged

Lib Dem Leader Nick Clegg -He and David Cameron would have to take a view if Huhne is charged

“The Prime Minister has confidence in the Energy Secretary” says a Downing Street spokeswoman, which effectively means that Huhne is toast if he is charged with perverting the course of justice, cast iron Dave now only has confidence in the Minister for Climate Religion and bird choppers, somewhere along the line “every” has become a political casualty.

Huhne has always maintained that he will hang to his cabinet position if charged, Cameron has now made it clear that he will make the decision not Huhne.

Chris Huhne Could Be Charged In Days

The end of Chris Huhne saga is drawing closer as what is widely regarded as the last obstacle to charging Huhne is gone.

Just before Christmas 2011 Essex Police made it clear that they want Huhne and his estranged wife Vicky Price charged with perverting the course of justice and lesser speeding charges.

Happy Christmas Chris Huhne From Essex Police

Police want Chris Huhne and Vicky Price charged over speeding allegation

Essex Police want Chris Huhne and his estranged wife Vicky Price charged with perverting the course of justice and lesser speeding charges.

The whole case has dragged on for months with Attila the Huhnatic proclaiming his innocence to anyone who would listen, or was faintly interested.

In the meantime former wife Vicky Price has kept a constant stream of stories about Chris “Family Values” Huhne in the press, while Huhne has tried to shelter behind his children to protect his political career and position in the Church of Climatology.

Hear This Chris Huhne – 2700 People Will Die This Winter Because Of Fuel Poverty

2700 people mainly the old and poor will die this winter because of fuel poverty

2700 people will die this winter because of fuel poverty, that is more than lose their lives in traffic accidents in an entire year.

In Britain fuel poverty is defined as spending 10% or more of disposable income on gas and electricity, between 2005 – 2010 the cost of keeping warm in winter has doubled and there are now more than 6 million households in energy poverty.

A report on fuel poverty commissioned by the government found that if just 10% of winter deaths were caused by fuel poverty then 2700 people will die:

Chris Huhne Does Not Care About Energy Poverty

Chris Huhne halts dash for gas and affordable energy because of Climate Religion

The complete and total insanity of Chris Huhne has surfaced yet again, and this time Attila the Huhnatic is putting a stop to cheap gas because of Carbon targets.

This is the government minister who said “Crippling Energy Bills Are YOUR Fault“, while presiding over an Alice in Wonderland renewable energy policy that pays wind farms 10 times the amount of money they would get paid, for not generating electricity.

David Cameron is said to be very worried about spiralling energy costs, as are the Confederation of British Industry and the Manufacturers Association, everyone is worried except Huhne who is determined to stick to Climate Targets, no matter what the cost is.