Monthly Archives: June 2010

Al Gore – The Crazed Sex Poodle

Reality always beats the crap out fiction, and once again reality has won out with allegations from a masseuse that former US Vice President, Warming Alarmist and Carbon Billionaire Al Gore behaved like a “crazed sex poodle“.

You really could not make this up the head of the Church of Climatology a common garden sex pest, but then if memory serves Aardvark correctly there have been a few leaders of Churches in the USA that have had problems with hookers and being sex pests. Read the rest of this entry

Where Are They Now – Jacqui Smith The Redditch Saddleback

April 2009 and those movies are global news

One minute they are all over the papers and TV, the next minute they are gone without trace, its as if they never existed.

Who are these disappeared ones?

Politicians who lose their seats and then drop off the radar Jacqui Smith being one, another being Bill Brammel. Brammel in case you have forgotten was the slap head rock ape who stood in for Bollocks Bob Ainsworth when Labour lied about how they had failed the armed forces, or needed to smear the daughter of a serving General Officer. Read the rest of this entry

Are The Lib Dems Paying The Hidden Price Of Coalition Government

A sort of strange calm has settled over the political world since the General Election, most governments have a honeymoon period when they first get power, but it is very quiet and peaceful compared to the last 3 years.

This time last year there was non stop news stories with the death throes of the Labour Government, the start of the exposure of the great Global Warming swindle and more doom and gloom as the curse of Jonah Brown caused misery and destruction where ever the Prime Mentalist went. Read the rest of this entry

12 Of The Finest (Unintentional) Double-Entendres Ever Aired On British TV And Radio

1. Ted Walsh – Horse Racing Commentator – ‘This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.’

2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator – ‘Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him.’

3. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator – ‘And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!’

4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 – ‘Ah, isn’t that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew..’ Read the rest of this entry

George Osbornes Emergency Budget

Like all Budgets there is some good news and some not so good, but at least for the first time in 13 years it’s a budget about saving money and less profligate spending.

Income tax personal allowance to increase by £1,000 to £7,000 this year and eventually to £10,000.

Corporation Tax will be cut by 1% each year for the next four years so that it is at its lowest rate in this country’s history by 2014 (24%). Corporation tax will be even lower for small firms. Investment allowances will be kept until 2012 so that their abolition won’t hurt recovery.

No increase in alcohol, tabacco or petrol as Labour had put them up enough already

Public sector pay freeze will be for two years (not one as previously suggested), exempting those earning £21,000 or less. These will receive flat £250 increases.

VAT up to 20% from January 2011, this was always coming whoever won the General Election.

Full details of the budget here

Armed Forces Day June 26th 2010

The abject failure of the last Labour government to properly support our armed forces politically and financially is yet another stain on a 13 record of lies, dishonesty and failure.

Since the British Electorate overwhelmingly rejected Gordon Brown at last month’s General Election there has been a quantum leap in real and genuine support for our armed forces from David Cameron. Read the rest of this entry

Obamas Downfall Continues To Mirror Brownfall

The ever increasingly rapid decline of King Hussein in the USA, is continuing to mirror the downfall of Gordon Brown.

The curse of Jonah Brown has travelled across continents firstly visiting Climate Change nut Kevin Rudd in Australia and now infecting the icon of global socialism Barack Hussein Obama. Read the rest of this entry

First Gordon Brown Now Barack Obama

Obama like his defeated socialist counterpart Gordon Brown has a bunker mentality

One of the most striking similarities between the former regime of Gordon Brown in Britain and the current regime of Barack Obama in the USA is the bunker mentality displayed by both men in times of crisis, for times of crisis read when they don’t get their own way.

Last year while Obama was still riding high on a wave of Liberal bullshit, Obama said Gordon Browns regime had the smell of death about it. Now times have changed and Obama has more than the smell of death about his regime. Read the rest of this entry

Gordon Brown Only Allowed To Speak To Children Now

Since he was finally evicted from 10 Downing Street  Gordon Brown has largely dropped off the face of the planet.

Earlier this week came the chilling news that Sarah Brown could soon be writing a book about her time as the wife of the worst Prime Minister in British history Read the rest of this entry

Sarah Brown To Sell Memoirs For A Book Deal

Sarah Brown has been offered a deal to write her memoir about her time as the wife of the worst Prime Minister in British history.

The working title of the book “Behind the Black Door” has already backfired badly, with jokes on Twitter and blogs making reference to a legendary porn movie “Behind the Green Door”; either way the mental images that one could conjure up dont bear thinking about unless of course Aardvark could locate the originator of this heinous thought, and then sue him or her for some sort of stress related complaint Read the rest of this entry